But I'm trying to quit because I don't need the heart-attack and kidney failure that will accompany this sort of diet. So I decided I would stop drinking caffeine.
And it's Abso-Lutely. Hateful.
Now imagine being that severely uncomfortable and then layer that discomfort with a nice sprinkling of food poisoning.
E.M. SMASH!!! |
I don't think I've ever been this angry. I just want to wreck the place up.
I tried to quench my thirst for violence with video games and Tarantino movies, but there's nothing that can be done.
I also feel super under-productive this month. Maybe tossing something heavy and breakable over the balcony would make me feel better. Probably not.
Any suggestions that don't include breathing fire?
**I would have made this entry longer, but my hands are tired of typing now.
Having been there, whatever I write will probably make you angry but I'll chance it. Lots of water, going for a walk, taking naps, weaning instead of cutting -- I switched to loose leaf teas and concentrated on the whole ceremony of steeping and pouring. Make your own Italian sodas with 2 tbsp flavored syrup and 8-12 oz club soda. Other soda options http://maryeaudet.hubpages.com/hub/Healthy-Alternatives-to-Soda Good luck.
ReplyDeleteJust don't throw Brian over the balcony. He may not be heavy but I'd think he might break. Mom switched to minute maid lemonade and 7up. I myself drink diet squirt,vernor's ginger pop, and aquafina grape flavored water. Maybe you should just drink one Coke Zero. I'd tell you to take some Excedrin but the contains a bunch of caffeine.
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